Dating & Romance Trivia
Post date: 2005-07-05
Good housekeeper She has been married three times and kept all the houses
Strong family ties She's a Mafia princess
Wonderful personality She's fat GSOH She's fat and will laugh at anything you say
The outdoor type She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys
Ready to settle down She's 39 and in a state of panic
Likes good times She gets drunk every time she goes out Great fun at parties Often makes an arse of herself Young at heart She's at least 45 but still dresses like a teenager Understands men She's been married and divorced four times A good sport She knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table
Knows lots of interesting
people None of whom would marry her
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